#relationshipgoals

Perfectly coiffed curls to hide the crusted black eye you got for not cleaning the house like he wanted.

Versace Bright Crystal to mask the venomous slap for no dinner ready at 6pm.

Ruby Woo on the lips matching the ruby blood from those two broken teeth he left you.

New keys for a black Porsche, I see. Shame those wheels weren't the only thing he was driving around your town.

His Cartier watch can't undo the character assassination she did for being "not manly enough".

The cost of his navy Armani suit hardly has justice for the army of wedlock babies she had on him.

Oversexualizing his Ovaltine toned skin and curvatures made him hide his feelings from the very person he once believed he felt safest with.

Ray-Bans that revealed all too little about the monster living behind them.

The S of his chest doesn't quite stand for Superman: instead, stripe like scratches was the decoration of choice.

Bright diamonds in the wedding rings to fully blind those from the shambles their magic castle had become over time.

Yet, when the camera comes out, smiles are perfect and aglow. The evil behind #relationshipgoals for the general public to never know.